Top 5ive: Top Five Lists

Welcome to a new feature of To The Upstairs: Top 5ive (see how five is spelled with the number 5 replacing the letter 'F'? Pretty clever!). I'm going to try to put up a new list every week so be prepared for some good, old fashioned controversy.

This weeks Top 5ive has an interesting theme: the best "Top Five" lists of all time. These lists come from various sources across history such as literature, movies, and the interwebs. I know I'm going to forget someone's favorite Top Five list but I did my best to cover all the classics. So with out further stalling for time:

Top 5ive: Best Top Five Lists of All Time

5. Top Five Most Degrading Ways to Make Your Serfs Toil
    (The Feudal Lords Atlas, 1342)

4. Top Five Hobo Names that Begin with 'Boxcar'
    (Boxcar Willy's Journal, 1922) 

3. Top Five Illnesses Caused by Masturbation
    (Official Papal Decree, 1713) 

2. Top Five Most Hilarious Mammoth Trampling Deaths
    (A cave in what is now the south of France, 10,000 BCE) 

1. Top Five Ways I Would Totally Wreck That Chick at the Bar
    (The now defunct website MadBroSkills.com, 2002)

 Suck it Letterman. I only need five.