Really Brits? Cockney cash machine?

The British do some odd things and their accents are really annoying but this is too much.

Bank Machine, a company that manages ATMs in England has installed a few ATMs that use the Cockney slang language.  Besides being problematic cause it makes no sense to normal people, Cockneys are generally poor and don't have money. So why would they need an ATM in the first place?

 

A wanker withdraws his last Pound so he can see a footy match.

That's all they do in the UK, right?

Article here.