Top 5ive: Lies You'll Tell At Your High School Reunion

What? Wednesday already?

Yes it is. So shut up and get ready for today's Top 5ive!

Today, with the help of my good buddy and guest blogger, Josh, we're exploring the nostalgia inducing event known as the high school reunion. Many dream of getting uber-rich or famous and going back to their high school for a reunion to brag about it and show up that once popular jock who's now an unsuccessful insurance salesman. But for most, things don't always go as planed and you end having an average life like most everyone else at the reunion. But, if there is one constant with most everyone at the reunion, it's that everyone in attendance is lying about some part of their lives in one way or another. Some do it in an attempt to grab that glory they always dreamed of. Other do it to appear more interesting to their ex that said they would never amount to anything. Most do it just to make the event tolerable. So, with out further stalling for time:

Top 5ive: Lies You'll Tell At Your High School Reunion

5. I had a sex change, but the new sexual power went to my head, so I switched back. Good news is that they gave me a few extra inches the second time around.

4. I'm working on a stage adaptation of the comic strip, The Family Circus.

3. I retired early after I made a fortune in the Juice Boom of the late 90's. Luckily I got out before the Juice Market collapsed.

2. I'm writing a novel about how mean you were in high school to that one kid who killed herself. Oh, you didn't hear she killed herself? Surprise, Surprise.

1. It's so great to see you!

Wait till they find out he's not really a rich oil baron.