In Favor of Robot Slaves

I recently purchased a Roomba robotic vacuum and I'm going to come right out and say how awesome it is.

My new Roomba is AWESOME.

There. Now that that's out of the way, I can tell you that the experience has made me a pro robotic slavery activist. Everyone should have a robot that does their bidding, especially when it comes to cleaning the floors. Let the robot crawl around on its belly, sweeping up your filth. In turn your should drink a martini and hurl insults at it.

Finally, here's a cat riding on a Roomba, thus proving that even cats are pro robotic slavery.